Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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