Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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