Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
There r osticjed everywhere
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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