I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Enjoy the penises
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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