Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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