I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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