some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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