Me. At least after what I've been through.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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