please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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