right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I just found puke in my bra..
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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