at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Someone came in the potted fern
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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