hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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