brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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