Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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