omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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