Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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