Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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