at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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