just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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