HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
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