Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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