"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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