How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I deserve this hangover.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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