my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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