what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
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