what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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