took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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