Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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