Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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