found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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