I'm lost and stupid without you.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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