Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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