Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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