Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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