I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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