We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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