i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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