we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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