I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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