Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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