So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
We named our party play list daddy issues
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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