when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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