Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Randomize
