I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
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I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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