wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
i am craving dick and cupcakes
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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