recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
