i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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