Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
