They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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