i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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