She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
